Wednesday, 9 May 2012

The Believers

He believes in things I don't. He believes, for instance, that a bar of Savon de Marseille between the bed sheets prevents cramps. I told him he should try eating bananas, for the potassium. He gave me a queer look. As though my suggestion was somehow stranger than his was. When I asked him how the soap worked, he got cross.

He believes that some people have special hands that can cure a fever with a touch. He believes that brown birthmarks are caused by a mother's craving for chocolate. (The red ones mean she craved cherries, or strawberries). I asked him how it was possible. He got cross.

He believes in "Power Balance" bracelets because they wear them in extreme sports videos.
He doesn't believe that they're just a scam. I explained and argued until my face was blue. He swore blue was black.

He believes that having a Y chromosome means that you are naturally better at everything.
Tongue in cheek, I hope.

He believes that we have a soul.
I don't.

You don't believe in anything, he said.
I believe in people, I said. I believe in the things people tell me, even if they're lying. I believe in our strength and our weakness and our secrets and our sadness. I believe in life. I believe in you, and me, and us.

That's nothing to do with soap, he said.


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