Mcnuggets.

Peachy's Grandma died and he's an only child and so's his mum so he got baaare dollah. So we me and Grim were like maaate set us some and he was like oiiiiiiiii my nan just died yeah and we were like so what you dint even liiiike her like, you dint even knowww her, and he was like yeahh hahaha but my mums well sad. How much money did you get Peachy? Mind your own beeswax yeah. Awww maaate you can tell us yeah. Go on don't be a pussy. Loads, he said. Lesss go maccy's den, said Grim. Yeah, I said. Come on, lesss go maccy's and buy all der nuggets. Peachy clearly wanted nuggets so he was like FINE and we got in Grims car and I said SHOTGUN and Peachy looked welllllll pissed so I let him go in the front cos his nan was dead innit.

NE way, we got to maccy's at the services and the Q was loonnnggggg, 'llow dat. Less go KFC said Grim. Peachy said urrrr no we're havin maccys end of. So we waited for ages but it was ok cos der was dis girl with a weellllll huge arse in front of us and Peachy said he fort he could see a ded kitten squashed between her battycheeks and we said TELL HER but he wouldn't and we let him off cos his nan was dead innit. Stil a pussy doe.

Got to the front and the girl working was peng-a-leng and she said what can I get for you and Grim said a titwank but she didn't hear we just cracked up laughing. Then Grim said I want ALL YOUR NUGGETS and she was like wtf and I was like YEAH ALLLLLLLL the nuggets. And she was like we sell them in 3, 6, 9 or 20. Peachy was like er 20 then and Grim was like NO YOU PUSSY  he was like maate we want alll your nuggets, how many you got? So she was like urr I'll check and she went to check and we looked at her arse when she walked away and it was peng. Then she came back and was like I can sell you 10 boxes of 20 and we were like YEAHHH BOIIII and Grim got a Fanta and I got a Coke and Peachy got a strawberry milkshake cos he's a pussy then Peachy had to pay and it cost baaaarre. Can we have 50 bbq sauces please? She gave us 5. 

We got back in the car and started eating the nuggets and we couldn't finish them cos there was bare but it might have been cos Peachy didn't eat that many cos he's a pussy but maybe its cos his nan died so I said nuffin. So Grim was like lets get the rest and chuck dem at cars from that bridge and I said yeaaaah mate and Peachy was like dats a waste doe, I just bort dem innit and we were like pussaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy and Grim just drove off and Peachy's milkshake spilt on his lap but Grim didn't see and I didn't say nuffin cos his nan was dead innit.

So we went to this brige over the motorway and it was nightime so the cars couldn't see us, and we chucked all the nuggest at der windscreens and the cars were like hooting and swerving and shit it was siiick. When the nuggets run out we woz like ahh shit what can we lob now? And Grim saw that Peachy hadn't finished his milkshake and was like maate, frow yor milkshake init! And Peachy clearly dint want to and I felt a bit bad, it was well tight to make him lob it when he paid for all our nuggets but I didn't want to look like a pussy so I told him he should chuck it. And he chucked it and it hit this volvo estate like RIIIIITE in the faaaaace, absolutely meeerrked it, it was jks, but then the car went and crashed into this ditch and all these other cars crashed into the back of it, it was bruuutal shit man we were fukkin scarrrrred  so we legged it as fast as we could. 

We got back into the car and I jumped in the front without even sayin shotgun and Peachy dint even care, his eyes were wiiiide doe it looked like he was going to cry and Grim was praaanging man, couldn't even get his seatbelt on before he started driving and he stalled the car an everything cos it was a crappy banger doe. Peachy was saying all this shit like 'maybe we shouldnt leave yeah, maybe we shouldve stayed and called an ambulance and owned up yeah, oh shit oh shit man what have I done' and he was talking really fast and Grim was like SHUT UP MATE SHUT UP and driving really fast. I didn't say anything. I was pretty scared doe. 

Then the popo were behind us gettin welll lairy, had 'is sirens on and everything and Grim started to speed up and  I was like mate just stop, just stop mate just stop. So he stopped and we all froze like scared little babies who bin naughty. The policeman came up to the window and he was like can you step out the car and Grim said we ent done nuffin wrong, and the policeman said 3 boys of your description were seen throwing projectiles from a motorway bridge, you caused a very serious accident, please step out of the car and Grim said No but Me and Peachy were already stepping out. Peachy had tears running down his face, his eyes were really really red and he was makin sounds like a little dog man I couldn't even watch him. Then Grim got out and the policemen were looking at Peachy's hair which is ginge and they were like a witness said a boy of your description threw a milkshake and Grim said IT WASN'T HIM YOU CAN'T PROVE NUFFIN and they pushed Grim up against the car and handcuffed him. 

If it wasn't him, then why's he crying? said the policeman.

It's cos his nan's dead, innit, said Grim. It's cos his nan's dead.