April Fool

"Hey Tom! Guess what? I'm moving to Nigeria!"

"What?"

"April fool!" 

"No but really, guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm moving to Edinburgh!"

"Really?"

"Ha! No, April fool!"

"Urgh. It's too early in the morning for this. Why does April Fool's have to be before midday?"

"So I can mess with you better. But no, really, guess what?"

"Hfffffffffff... what?"

"I won the lottery!"

"Ha, ha. April fool?"

"April fool! Actually, I crashed your car."

"Really?"

"No. Not really. But I did kill Pablo."

"Pablo's fine, he licked my feet this morning."

"Damn it! Okay. Well, I have something else to tell you. It's quite serious."

"Okay. Sure. Shoot."

"I have Chlamydia."

"Well you didn't get that from me, so that better be an April fool!"

"How did you know!? Haha, okay. You got me. But I should probably tell you the truth. I'm pregnant."

"Hahaha. Very good. How are you coming up with these?"

"April foooooool!"

"Oh wow! You got me, I am SO gullible."

"Okay okay. But anyway, there is something I've been meaning to tell you. For a long time. I don't think we should see each other any more."

"April fool? Nice, didn't see that one coming!"

"Ha. Yeah. Except, it's not."

"Oh yeah sorry, I'm not playing along very well. Tell me again."

"I'm breaking up with you, Tom."

"Really? Oh my God, I'm so heartbroken, don't leave me babe, give me one more chance!"

"Look Tom, I don't have any more chances to give. I've had enough. It's over."

"Persisting with this one eh?"

"I mean it. I'm not taking the piss any more. It's over. I'm breaking up with you."

"Do you want me to cry? Or will kissing your feet be enough?"

"Tom stop. Look at my face. Am I joking?"

"I....uh. You are joking aren't you?"

"No, Tom, I'm not."

"What? Wha - I don't understand?"

"What's to understand?"

"What the - Seriously? This is how you're breaking up with me?"

"No. APRIL FOOL!!!!"

"I hate you. You're a terrible person. Get off me! Ha a haa noooo I'm trying to be angryyyyy don't tickle me!"

"Okay sorry sorry sorry. It was a mean joke. I am pregnant though."

"What? Really?"

"Yes."

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"Oh."

"Yeah."