My baaamily

Once there were four sheep. A mummy sheep and three little lambs. Actually they were quite large lambs. In fact they were pretty much full grown sheep. Baaa. Anyway. Every year these four sheep went on a long journey to a faraway field, in which their sheepy family lived - Grandma sheep, uncle sheep, aunty sheep and cousin sheep. Baaaaaa. When the four sheep arrived in their Granny sheep's field she offered them a cup of sheep tea (a drink from a puddle). One of the sheep didn't want one but Granny sheep insisted. Baaa! Baaaaa! she said (Ahhhh go on! Go on!) 

Granny sheep had prepared a delicious feast for every one to enjoy (a big aul' heaaaap of grass). All the sheep ate until they were full. But then Granny sheep said baaaaa! Baaaaaaaaaaaa! Baa baaa baa! (Will ye not have another bit of grass? Ah go on. Go on go on go on!) and when they sheepishly declined, she heaped it in front of them anyway. They pushed it around their plates (the ground) with their forks (feet) and nibbled a bit here and there. Then Granny brought out dessert (more grass) and they were all suddenly hungry again! 

Then they had five more cups of sheep tea and watched Coronation Sheep and everyone was happy.

The End